Showing posts with label cubicles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cubicles. Show all posts

Thursday, January 5, 2012

My Cubicle Nightmare

HOLY BEJEEZUS!!! This is my new job! Seriously, I started working at an online school today. It is located in a trailer planted in a high school parking lot. The trailer has a nice coat of paint, the inside is divided up into neat little "offices", complete with a copy room, water cooler, break room, and a unisex bathroom. I have my own "office", which I share with two other "teachers". HILARIOUS! The room is about 10x12, has two cold war era, military issue desks, two empty filing cabinets, a wall shelf (lying on the floor), and some cheap rolling chairs. We had two meetings this morning. I had to keep from rip-snorting laughing because my boss IS Steve Carell. Each office lady attended the meeting with a yellow mini legal pad in hand, ready to transcribe every bit of uber important information our leader spoke. I, of course, chose not to bring a pad and pen. No loss, there wasn't much to write down. One of the office ladies generously handed me an office survival pack: highliters, paper clips, tape & dispenser, two sizes of legal pads, and some staples. I immediately stashed these into the sheet metal drawers of my battleship sized desk. The day was spent learning the ropes, at times I found myself counting the dots on the ceiling panels to relieve the boredom and checking my email about 5,000 times hoping for anything to provide a distraction. Maybe I'm missing something. My boss reminded me several times that tomorrow is "casual day". Big event.